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Around
The Suburbs, with Ian Kelly - October 2003
AROUND THE SUBURBS
Around
the suburbs welcomes The Hon Tony "The Snail"
Kelly and from Sydney Water Inspector Extraordinaire,
Robert "destroy those tapes" Mullan , to
its rich and infamous.
Be
sure to get this months issue from "Around The
Suburbs" from your newsagent this weekend, don't
miss out!
Read
extracts from Tony "the snail" Kelly's,
epic 5 month letter and how he is fully supportive
of Canterbury City Council's Bob "The Bruiser"
Bulllivant in the latters quest for fame at the 2004
olympics.........cowards division!!
The
Hon Tony "the snail" Kelly in an exclusive
interview with Around the Suburbs reporter, Htims
Nats "I think Canterbury Council's sewage policy
is quite unique nothing like a bit of shit around
the suburbs to color the environment".Tony "the
snail" Kelly said "besides, shit from Campsie
residence has that special odour and resistance to
it,you can even smell it here in Macquarie St. fantastic!!!!
when your eating breakfast ,the minister said!
Who
said watergate was dead ?? Read how you can get a
copy of the" water tapes"!!!! Hear how contractors
for Sydney Water say getting money from, Robert "destroy
those tapes" Mullan is like taking candy from
kids". "Finding cracks in sewage pipes in
this municipality (Canterbury City Council) is all
too easy they said " We actually spread fertilizer
at the tree base to encourage root growth and line
our pockets the contractors said".
For
those wishing to kill a tree, shock horror!! Be sure
to get your free copy of the water tapes.
Inspector
Robert "destroy those tapes" Mullan told
ace reporter Htims Nats "here at Sydney Water
we are trying to kick off a Cholera Epidemic and kill
off some of the population and rid ourselves of these
horrible water restrictions that is why we endorse
Canterbury Council's sewage policy. "The more
cracks in Sewage pipes the better", Robert "destroy
those tapes" Mullan said.
Meanwhile
residents from 6, 8, 10,12, 14,16,18, 28, 34, 36,38,
42 in fact all along Viking Street ........after listening
to the "water tapes" are looking forward
to receiving a love letter from Robert"destroy
those tapes" Mullan and wonder if he has caught
Tony "The Snail" Kelly's 5 month letter
disease"" or simply its just a case of writers
cramp.
Next
week ace reporter Htims Nats interviews Linda "Problem
Noted" Burney.
Links:
Websites
Sydney
Water
Canterbury
City Council
NSW
Health
Articles
Rats
in the Ranks: Australian Council's Run Amuck, by Greg
Tingle
Canterbury
City Sewer Council: Top 10 & Press Releases
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